Here Comes Count Dracula

by Dr. Something

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Here comes Count Dracula,
He’s not craving crackula,
Doesn’t want a sazeracula,
He is looking for a snackula!

He comes at night for your soul,
Your precious blood his carnal goal!

Here comes Count Dracula,
Paddling his new kayakula,
Hiking with a back-packula,
And sleeping in a bivouacula.

In the forest he will lurk,
And creep up on you like a skeevy jerk!

Here comes Count Dracula,
To your yard sale spectacula,
Browsing through your bric-a-bracula,
Man-handling every knick-knackula.

He’ll haggle with you till you die,
And he will break but never buy!


released October 24, 2016
Written and recorded at home by Alison Dennis.
Mastered by Gus Elg at Sky Onion Mastering.


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Dr. Something Portland

The project of longtime Portland songwriter and multi-instrumentalist Alison Dennis, Dr. Something uses imaginative instrumental and vocal textures alongside humorous, emotionally trenchant lyrics to create engaging chamber pop that blurs the line between art and novelty. ... more


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