Consternation!
Such a vexation!
Consternation!
Practically obscene!
Consternation!
Such a vexation!
Makes me wanna scream, scream,
Fractured all my dreams, dreams!
Consternation!
Curse this privation!
Consternation!
Tragi-comic scene!
Consternation!
Such a vexation!
wretched and unclean, lean,
Savage, cruel and mean and...

Now I'm just clueless and depressed.

What will I do?
Why don'tcha go and eat a shoe?
What will I say?
No one is listenin' anyway!
Where should I go?
To the basement of the Alamo!
Who will be my friend?
The wizard! Till the very end!

So now the wizard an I are BFFs,
Casting spells and seeing the future,
Drinking cartoons every night.
This is the life I dreamed about
This is great
There's nothing could be sweller
Until we have a fight!

*chorus*

What will I do?
Steer clear of bugs and kangaroos!
What will I say?
My pants are a-okay!
Where should I go?
Where life shines its milky glow!
Who will be my friend?
The Universe! Does it have an end?

The wizard and I, we got together again
And bought ourselves some nice new hats
Our outfits are sharp and our knowledge is vast
We use our powers for good, and not for bad.
Oh such magic and fashion too,
But I'm pretty sure that it cannot last!

*chorus*

Now I'm stuck in my underpants.